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<blockquote data-quote="ol&amp;#039;browneye" data-source="post: 571222" data-attributes="member: 14003">Forgive me if this one has been told here already, I haven&#039;t read all 2493 previous jokes!&nbsp;A couple are in the hospital to have a baby. The doctor tells them about a new technology where the mother can be hooked up to a machine and it transfers some of the birth pain to the father. That way he can truly feel that he participated in the birth of his child and make it easier on his wife. He agrees to do it to help his wife through the birth.The doc hooks up the wife and turns the pain transfer to 20%. The husband doesn&#039;t feel anything and tells the doc to turn it up. The doc turns it up to 40%. Still the husband doesn&#039;t feel anything. He&#039;s thinking &quot;What&#039;s the big deal?&quot; and tells the doc to turn it all the way up. The doc cranks it up to 100% and the husband just smiles as the wife has the easiest birth ever.That night when the husband got home from the hospital he found the UPS man dead in the yard!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="ol'browneye, post: 571222, member: 14003"] Forgive me if this one has been told here already, I haven't read all 2493 previous jokes! A couple are in the hospital to have a baby. The doctor tells them about a new technology where the mother can be hooked up to a machine and it transfers some of the birth pain to the father. That way he can truly feel that he participated in the birth of his child and make it easier on his wife. He agrees to do it to help his wife through the birth. The doc hooks up the wife and turns the pain transfer to 20%. The husband doesn't feel anything and tells the doc to turn it up. The doc turns it up to 40%. Still the husband doesn't feel anything. He's thinking "What's the big deal?" and tells the doc to turn it all the way up. The doc cranks it up to 100% and the husband just smiles as the wife has the easiest birth ever. That night when the husband got home from the hospital he found the UPS man dead in the yard! [/QUOTE]

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