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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 575463" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">SHOPPING TRIP</span></span></strong> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 18px">A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She found the most perfect shoes in the first shop, and a beautiful dress in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced 50 percent. Then her mobile phone rang.</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in a critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to tell her husband that she'd be there as soon as possible.</span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">When she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever shopping in these boutiques, so she decided to look in just two or three more before heading to the hospital.</span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband.</span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself shopping, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it's likely to be the last shopping trip you will ever make! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And he will now be your responsibility!'</span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">The woman felt so guilty she broke down and sobbed.</span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">The lady doctor then laughed and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought!'</span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: center"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 575463, member: 1246"] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]SHOPPING TRIP[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [CENTER][FONT=Arial] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5]A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She found the most perfect shoes in the first shop, and a beautiful dress in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced 50 percent. Then her mobile phone rang.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2] [CENTER][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in a critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to tell her husband that she'd be there as soon as possible.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]When she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever shopping in these boutiques, so she decided to look in just two or three more before heading to the hospital.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself shopping, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it's likely to be the last shopping trip you will ever make! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And he will now be your responsibility!'[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]The woman felt so guilty she broke down and sobbed.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]The lady doctor then laughed and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought!'[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER][/SIZE][CENTER][/CENTER] [/FONT][/CENTER][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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