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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 577190" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Two English businessmen in </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>London</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong> were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked 'What might ye be sellin' here?'</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling *****-holes.' Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'You are doing very well... only two left!'</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Englishmen should not mess with the Irish.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 577190, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Two English businessmen in [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]London[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked 'What might ye be sellin' here?'[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling *****-holes.' Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'You are doing very well... only two left!'[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Englishmen should not mess with the Irish.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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