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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 579208" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Feline Physics</strong> .......</p><p></p><p><strong>Law of Cat Inertia</strong> - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food.</p><p></p><p><strong>Law of Cat Magnetism</strong> - All clothes attract cat hair of opposite color in direct proportion to the importance of the occasion for which you are dressing. If you do not own a cat with the requisite hair color, this law will still, somehow, apply.</p><p></p><p><strong>Law of Cat Thermodynamics</strong> - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.</p><p></p><p><strong>Law of Cat Stretching</strong> - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 579208, member: 1246"] [B]Feline Physics[/B] ....... [B]Law of Cat Inertia[/B] - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food. [B]Law of Cat Magnetism[/B] - All clothes attract cat hair of opposite color in direct proportion to the importance of the occasion for which you are dressing. If you do not own a cat with the requisite hair color, this law will still, somehow, apply. [B]Law of Cat Thermodynamics[/B] - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat. [B]Law of Cat Stretching[/B] - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken. [/QUOTE]
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