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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 579786" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">I am older and wiser now.....and I'm looking for a girl with huge 'sweater puppies'.</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 579786, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]I am older and wiser now.....and I'm looking for a girl with huge 'sweater puppies'.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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