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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 586494" data-attributes="member: 1246">THINGS THAT DRIVE ME NUTS.........&nbsp;People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.&nbsp;When people say, &quot;Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too&quot;. What good is a cake if you can&#039;t eat it? What, should I eat someone else&#039;s cake instead?&nbsp;When people say, &quot;It&#039;s always in the last place you look&quot;. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you&#039;ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?&nbsp;When people say, while watching a movie, &quot;Did you see that!?!?&quot; No, I paid $10.00 to come to the theater and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for?&nbsp;People who ask, &quot;Can I ask you a question?&quot; Didn&#039;t really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?&nbsp;When something is &quot;new and improved&quot;, which is it? If it&#039;s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it&#039;s an improvement, then there must have been something before it.&nbsp;When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you pulled me over!&nbsp;When people say, &quot;Life is short.&quot; What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that&#039;s longer?&nbsp;When people ask, &quot;Can I BORROW a piece of paper?&quot; Sure, but please don&#039;t return the favor! It&#039;s one piece of paper!&nbsp;When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you, &quot;Did the bus come yet?&quot; If the bus came I would not be standing here! </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 586494, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]THINGS THAT DRIVE ME NUTS.........[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is a cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When people say, "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that!?!?" No, I paid $10.00 to come to the theater and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you pulled me over![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When people say, "Life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When people ask, "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one piece of paper![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you, "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here! [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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