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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 586717" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">it's especially hard to see things up close.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">But here's the worst of it --</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">or my exhaust backfires.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY!!!! How about You????</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 586717, member: 1246"] [FONT=Tahoma]CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]it's especially hard to see things up close.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]But here's the worst of it --[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]or my exhaust backfires.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY!!!! How about You????[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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