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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 587661" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Cash for Codgers</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Democrats, realizing the big success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">rebate program, have revamped a major portion of the Obama Nationalization -</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Health Care Plan.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reid are expected to make this</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named...</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">"CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this... Couples wishing to access</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">required to turn in one old person on the day of delivery. The amount the</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">government grants them will be fixed according to a sliding scale. Older and</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">more prescription dependent codgers will garner the highest amounts.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">government prescribed weight, - and any member of the Republican Party.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussel</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">sprouts, cheese,or Girl Scout Cookies.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">All codgers will be rendered totally useless via a toxic injection, -</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">similar to that given to the engines of the 'clunker' trade ins. This will</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">insure that they like the vehicle 'clunkers' are not secretly resold (traded</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">in) or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair and among</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">society.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Judging by this I should be gone soon. I'll miss you guys...</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">=============</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 587661, member: 1246"] Cash for Codgers [COLOR=#000000][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial]Democrats, realizing the big success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers"[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]rebate program, have revamped a major portion of the Obama Nationalization -[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Health Care Plan.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reid are expected to make this[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named...[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]"CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this... Couples wishing to access[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]required to turn in one old person on the day of delivery. The amount the[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]government grants them will be fixed according to a sliding scale. Older and[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]more prescription dependent codgers will garner the highest amounts.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]government prescribed weight, - and any member of the Republican Party.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussel[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]sprouts, cheese,or Girl Scout Cookies.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]All codgers will be rendered totally useless via a toxic injection, -[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]similar to that given to the engines of the 'clunker' trade ins. This will[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]insure that they like the vehicle 'clunkers' are not secretly resold (traded[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]in) or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair and among[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]society.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Judging by this I should be gone soon. I'll miss you guys...[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]=============[/COLOR][/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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