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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 594016" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>ATLANTA AIRPORT -</strong></span></span></p><p><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others.. </span></span></em><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Southerners</span></span></em><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> can be so polite!</span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Atlanta</span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Pause...</span></span></em></strong></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Saudi Air: <strong>" ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Saudi Air: <strong>"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A </strong></span></span><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">COLLISION COURSE</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">.. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 594016, member: 1246"] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman][B]ATLANTA AIRPORT -[/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others.. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]Southerners[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman] can be so polite![/FONT][/COLOR][/I] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]Atlanta[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman] ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."[/FONT][/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]Pause...[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]Saudi Air: [B]" ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]Saudi Air: [B]"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]COLLISION COURSE[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman].. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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