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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 595051" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Here is a listing of automobile manufacturers and alternatively affectionate names for the same. Please don't be offended if your preference is listed - mine is too!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">AUDI</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Always Unsafe Designs Implemented</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">BMW</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Big Money Works</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">BUICK</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">CHEVROLET</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">DODGE</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">FIAT</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Failure in Italian Automotive Technology; Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">FORD</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">First On Recall Day</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">GM</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">General Maintenance</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">GMC</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Garage Man's Companion</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">HONDA</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Had One Never Did Again</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">HYUNDAI</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">MAZDA</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">OLDSMOBILE</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">PINTO</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Put in New Transmission Often</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">PONTIAC</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Poor old Neanderthal Thinks it's a Cadillac</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">SAAB</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">TOYOTA</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">VOLVO</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">VW</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Virtually Worthless </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 595051, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Here is a listing of automobile manufacturers and alternatively affectionate names for the same. Please don't be offended if your preference is listed - mine is too![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]AUDI[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Always Unsafe Designs Implemented[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]BMW[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Big Money Works[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]BUICK[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]CHEVROLET[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]DODGE[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]FIAT[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Failure in Italian Automotive Technology; Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]FORD[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]First On Recall Day[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]GM[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]General Maintenance[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]GMC[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Garage Man's Companion[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]HONDA[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Had One Never Did Again[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]HYUNDAI[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]MAZDA[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]OLDSMOBILE[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]PINTO[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Put in New Transmission Often[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]PONTIAC[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Poor old Neanderthal Thinks it's a Cadillac[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]SAAB[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]TOYOTA[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]VOLVO[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]VW[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Virtually Worthless [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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