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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 599952" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">LETTERS TO A PASTOR.........</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something. Robert, Page 11, Anderson</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there. Stephen. Age 8, Chicago</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance. Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow. Laurie. Age 10, New York City</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner. Love, Ellen, age 9. Athens</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house. Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God? Sincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class. Carla. Age 10, Salina</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 599952, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]LETTERS TO A PASTOR.........[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something. Robert, Page 11, Anderson[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there. Stephen. Age 8, Chicago[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance. Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow. Laurie. Age 10, New York City[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner. Love, Ellen, age 9. Athens[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house. Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God? Sincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class. Carla. Age 10, Salina[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]**Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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