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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Catatonic" data-source="post: 600924" data-attributes="member: 7966"><p><strong>Two dwarfs</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two "working girls" and </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however,is </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">unable to get an erection.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">hears his friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again! ONE, TWO,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">THREE UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE.... UGH!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!" ....... ALL NIGHT LONG.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">couldn't get on the bed." </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Catatonic, post: 600924, member: 7966"] [b]Two dwarfs[/b] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two "working girls" and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however,is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE.... UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!" ....... ALL NIGHT LONG. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't get on the bed." [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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