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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 604207" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #783896">If A Dog Were Your Teacher !</span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #783896">You would learn stuff like... </span></span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><br /> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><br /> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Let others know when they've invaded your territory.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Take naps and stretch before rising.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Run, romp, and play daily.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Thrive on attention and let people touch you.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout - run right back and make friends.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Be loyal.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Never pretend to be something you're not.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">And MOST of all...</li> </ul><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.</li> </ul></span></strong></span></li> </ul><p><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #783896"><em>Author unknown</em> </span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 604207, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#783896]If A Dog Were Your Teacher ![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=#783896]You would learn stuff like... [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [LIST] [*] [FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2] [LIST] [*]When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Let others know when they've invaded your territory. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Take naps and stretch before rising. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Run, romp, and play daily. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Thrive on attention and let people touch you. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout - run right back and make friends. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Be loyal. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Never pretend to be something you're not. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]And MOST of all... [/LIST] [LIST] [*]When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. [/LIST][/SIZE][/B][/FONT] [/LIST] [COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=#783896][I]Author unknown[/I] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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