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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 606984" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">YOU MAY NEED A NEW PSYCHIC IF...</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">* He keeps shaking black crystal ball and says, "Ask again later."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">* Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">* Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">* His idea of an "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and women's clothing.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">* His spoon bending requires two pliers.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">* Sign in window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">* During card-reading, asks if you want to "hit" or "stand."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">* Insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">* Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">* Repeatedly attempts to read your palm with his genitalia.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">* Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 606984, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial Black]YOU MAY NEED A NEW PSYCHIC IF...[/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black]* He keeps shaking black crystal ball and says, "Ask again later."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black]* Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"[/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black]* Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black]* His idea of an "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and women's clothing.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black]* His spoon bending requires two pliers.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black]* Sign in window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black]* During card-reading, asks if you want to "hit" or "stand."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black]* Insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black]* Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black]* Repeatedly attempts to read your palm with his genitalia.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black]* Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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