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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 608026" data-attributes="member: 1246">Ten Thoughts to Ponder&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Number 10Life is sexually transmitted.&nbsp;&nbsp;Number 9Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.&nbsp;&nbsp;Number 8Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without anerection, make him a sandwich .&nbsp;&nbsp;Number 7Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person touse the internet and they won&#039;t bother you for weeks.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Number 6Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but youstill can&#039;t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Number 5Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dyingof nothing.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Number 4All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attentionto criticism.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Number 3Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial taxcut saves you $30.00?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Number 2In the 60&#039;s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the worldis weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And The Number 1 Thought For 2009:We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located amongmillions and millions of cows in America but we haven&#039;t got a cluewhere millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge ofImmigration.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers.What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 608026, member: 1246"] Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2009: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration. Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers. What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow" [/QUOTE]

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