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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 608421" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Why He Had to Change Hotels Last Week</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy">Last week, a man checked into his hotel in Atlanta, and was a bit lonely. He thought, </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"I'll </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books, like escorts and such." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>He looked through the phone book, and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture !! He figured, what </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>the heck, give her a call.</strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">"Hello," the woman says . . God, she sounded sexy!</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Afraid he would lose his nerve if he hesitated he rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>a</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>great massage, and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>straight with you. I'm in town all alone, and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>and whipped cream, anything and everything !! Now, how does that sound ?'</strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 608421, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][B]Why He Had to Change Hotels Last Week[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy] [B][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy]Last week, a man checked into his hotel in Atlanta, and was a bit lonely. He thought, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]"I'll [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books, like escorts and such." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]He looked through the phone book, and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture !! He figured, what [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]the heck, give her a call.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=navy] [B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]"Hello," the woman says . . God, she sounded sexy![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Afraid he would lose his nerve if he hesitated he rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]a[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]great massage, and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]straight with you. I'm in town all alone, and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]and whipped cream, anything and everything !! Now, how does that sound ?'[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=navy] [B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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