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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 610714" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE </span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span> <span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Who was that?" asked his wife.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Did you help him?" she asks.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Yes," comes back the answer.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark..</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Where are you?" asks the husband.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.</span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"> <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/happy2.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":happy2:" title="Happy2 :happy2:" data-shortname=":happy2:" /></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 610714, member: 5402"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial] I LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]"Who was that?" asked his wife.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]"Did you help him?" she asks.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]"Yes," comes back the answer.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark..[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]"Where are you?" asks the husband.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=DarkRed] [/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=DarkRed] :happy2:[/COLOR][/B] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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