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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 611695" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You Know You're Over The Hill When...</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">4. You tune into the easy listening station...on purpose.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">5. You discover that your measurements are now small, medium and large...In that order.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">6. You light the candles on your birthday cake and a group of campers form a circle and start singing Cumbaya..</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">7. You keep repeating yourself.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">8. You start video taping daytime game shows.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">9. At the airport, they ask to check your bags...and you're not carrying any luggage.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">10. You wonder why you waited so long to take up macrame.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">11. Your Insurance Company has started sending you their free calendar...a month at a time.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">12. At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">13. Your new easy chair has more options than your car.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">14. When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip out...and it stays out.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">15. One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">16. Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">17. You keep repeating yourself.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">18. It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">19. You discover the words, "whippersnapper, " "scalawag" and "by-cracky" creeping into your vocabulary.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">20. You're on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">21. You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays... "</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">22. You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">23. You look both ways before crossing a room.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">24. Your social security number only has three digits.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">25. You keep repeating yourself.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">26. You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">27. You go to a Garden Party and you're mainly interested in the garden.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">28. You find your mouth making promises your body can't keep.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">29. The waiter asks how you'd like your steak...and you say "pureed."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">30. At parties you attend, "regularity" is considered the topic of choice. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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