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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 611710" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The Indian and the Buffalo</p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">He says to the waiter: </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Want coffee."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">And then just walks out. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The next morning the Indian returns. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Another male buffalo with the other. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">He walks up to the counter and says to </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The waiter </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Want coffee." </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">What was all that about, anyway?" </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The Indian smiles and proudly says .. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Me training for position in United States Congress: </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Leave mess for others to clean up, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Disappear for rest of day.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 611710, member: 1246"] The Indian and the Buffalo [COLOR=black][SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere And then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling Another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to The waiter [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says .. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"Me training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, Leave mess for others to clean up, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Disappear for rest of day.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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