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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 611712" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">DON RICKLES ON DEMOCRATS </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">No offense intended.....Ha! Only Don Rickles could get away with saying</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">this stuff.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Don Rickles Roasts the Dems... </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard.</strong> </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Now I know</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. and Reid's so dumb, he</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I were less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful. </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">must've been something before electricity. <strong>Seriously, the Speaker may look</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. She</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>really is an idiot.</strong> Madame Speaker... want to make twelve bucks the hard</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">way? Pelosi says she's not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Pelossilini. </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Charlie Rangel... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>does that make, six decades of theft? </strong>Rangel's the only man with a</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn't he the Treasury</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker. </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Barney Frank - he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone. <strong>Consider... he and</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and they're not only not serving</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still heading up the financial system!</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Let's all admit it... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">novocain. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that's right.... he's from</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Massachusetts . That's the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry --</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">man of the people! </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You know, <strong>if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>bottles with him. </strong>Here's a news flash, Dodd: <strong>when your local newspaper</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>calls you a "lying weasel", it may be time to retire.</strong> Dodd's involved in</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel looks up to him! </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Press Secretary <strong>Robert Gibbs</strong>, I really respect you... especially given your</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">upbringing. All you've overcome.... I heard your birth certificate is an</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">apology from the condom factory. <strong>I don't know what makes you so dumb, but</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>it really works for you. Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?</strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">As for <strong>President Obama,</strong> what can I say? They say President Obama's arrogant</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">and aloof, but I don't agree. <strong>Now it's true when you enter the room, you</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.</strong> His</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass through it.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">really was Barack. Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was able</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">to set a record... he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton. As</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">far as his administration -- what with the tax cheat and lobbyists -- well,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">in the words of Patches O'Houlihan, "It's like watching a bunch of retards</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">trying to hump a doorknob out there." </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">With all due respect. </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE"... BEND OVER AND PREPARE </strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 611712, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]DON RICKLES ON DEMOCRATS [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]No offense intended.....Ha! Only Don Rickles could get away with saying[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]this stuff.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Don Rickles Roasts the Dems... [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard.[/B] [/FONT][FONT=Arial]Now I know[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. and Reid's so dumb, he[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]I were less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]must've been something before electricity. [B]Seriously, the Speaker may look[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. She[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]really is an idiot.[/B] Madame Speaker... want to make twelve bucks the hard[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]way? Pelosi says she's not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Pelossilini. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]Charlie Rangel... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]does that make, six decades of theft? [/B]Rangel's the only man with a[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn't he the Treasury[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Barney Frank - he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone. [B]Consider... he and[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and they're not only not serving[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still heading up the financial system![/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Let's all admit it... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]novocain. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that's right.... he's from[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Massachusetts . That's the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry --[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]man of the people! [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]You know, [B]if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]bottles with him. [/B]Here's a news flash, Dodd: [B]when your local newspaper[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]calls you a "lying weasel", it may be time to retire.[/B] Dodd's involved in[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel looks up to him! [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Press Secretary [B]Robert Gibbs[/B], I really respect you... especially given your[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]upbringing. All you've overcome.... I heard your birth certificate is an[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]apology from the condom factory. [B]I don't know what makes you so dumb, but[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]it really works for you. Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]As for [B]President Obama,[/B] what can I say? They say President Obama's arrogant[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]and aloof, but I don't agree. [B]Now it's true when you enter the room, you[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.[/B] His[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass through it.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]really was Barack. Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was able[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]to set a record... he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton. As[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]far as his administration -- what with the tax cheat and lobbyists -- well,[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]in the words of Patches O'Houlihan, "It's like watching a bunch of retards[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]trying to hump a doorknob out there." [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]With all due respect. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE"... BEND OVER AND PREPARE [/B][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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