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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 612608" data-attributes="member: 1246">Bayou Yelling&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Emery live across de bayou from Clarence, who he don like at all. Dey all de time yell across de bayou at each other. Emery would yell to Clarence, &quot;If I had a way to cross dis bayou, I&#039;d come over dere an beat you up good, yeah!&quot;&nbsp;Dis went on for years. Finally de state done built a bridge across dat bayou right by dere houses; and Emery&#039;s wife, Marie, say, &quot;Now is you chance, Emery. Why don you go over der an beat up dat Clarence like you say?&quot;&nbsp;Emery say, &quot;OK,&quot; and start across de bridge, but he see a sign on de bridge an he stop to read it and den he go back home.&nbsp;Marie say, &quot;Why you back so soon?&quot;&nbsp;And Emery say, &quot;Marie, I dun change my mind &#039;bout beatin&#039; up dat Clarence. You know Marie, dey got a sign on dat dere bridge dat say, &#039;Clarence 13 ft. 6 in.&#039; You know, he don look near dat big when I yell at him across de bayou.&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 612608, member: 1246"] Bayou Yelling [FONT=Times New Roman]Emery live across de bayou from Clarence, who he don like at all. Dey all de time yell across de bayou at each other. Emery would yell to Clarence, "If I had a way to cross dis bayou, I'd come over dere an beat you up good, yeah!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Dis went on for years. Finally de state done built a bridge across dat bayou right by dere houses; and Emery's wife, Marie, say, "Now is you chance, Emery. Why don you go over der an beat up dat Clarence like you say?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Emery say, "OK," and start across de bridge, but he see a sign on de bridge an he stop to read it and den he go back home.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Marie say, "Why you back so soon?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]And Emery say, "Marie, I dun change my mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence. You know Marie, dey got a sign on dat dere bridge dat say, 'Clarence 13 ft. 6 in.' You know, he don look near dat big when I yell at him across de bayou." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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