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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 614145" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">1. Faith is the ability to not panic.</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot.</span> </span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">6. Do the math. Count your blessings.</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">10. Laugh every day - it's like inner jogging.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">11. The most important things in your home are the people.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">16. We do not remember days but moments. Life moves too fast so enjoy your precious moments.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">17. Nothing is real to you until you experience it; otherwise it's just hearsay.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">18. Its all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">19. Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The goals and dreams you're seeking require courage and risk-taking. Learn from the turtle, it only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">20. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #0000ff">No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting. I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.</span> </span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 614145, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][B][COLOR=#0000ff]1. Faith is the ability to not panic.[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot.[/COLOR] [/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][B][COLOR=#0000ff]6. Do the math. Count your blessings.[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]10. Laugh every day - it's like inner jogging.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]11. The most important things in your home are the people.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]16. We do not remember days but moments. Life moves too fast so enjoy your precious moments.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]17. Nothing is real to you until you experience it; otherwise it's just hearsay.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]18. Its all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]19. Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The goals and dreams you're seeking require courage and risk-taking. Learn from the turtle, it only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]20. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#0000ff]No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting. I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.[/COLOR] [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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