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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 616422" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Older women are so reasonable</strong></span></span> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACKAND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".</p><p> </p><p>NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, KING-SIZE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'</p><p> </p><p>MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN... SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?</p><p> </p><p>THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">MID-LIFE CRISES!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 616422, member: 1246"] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][B]Older women are so reasonable[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACKAND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL". NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, KING-SIZE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.' MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN... SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR [FONT=Arial]MID-LIFE CRISES![/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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