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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 617966" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">THE BOTTLE OF MERLOT. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little restaurant. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So, the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there."...... and indicated the </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">sender with a nod of his head. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">in your pants." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He folded the not e, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">It read: </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be; I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 617966, member: 1246"] [FONT=Georgia][FONT=Times New Roman]THE BOTTLE OF MERLOT. A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little restaurant. So, the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there."...... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the not e, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]It read: "Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be; I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back' [/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=Georgia] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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