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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 620051" data-attributes="member: 1246">LAWS..........Murphy&#039;s Laws If anything can go wrong, it will .Love Laws All the good ones are taken .Tech Laws New systems generate new problems.Computer Laws Any given program, when running, is obsolete.Commerce Laws To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.Real Estate Laws At least one check will be &quot;lost in the mail&quot; every monthTeaching Laws You never catch on until after the testWar Laws Friendly fire - isn&#039;tCops Laws Bullet Proof&#039; vests aren&#039;tMP Laws No street-wise unit ever passed inspectionMurphy Volunteer Bush-fire Brigade Laws If it&#039;s stupid but it works, it ain&#039;t stupidPhotography Laws Auto Focus - won&#039;tNurses Laws Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn&#039;t doing wellBus Law If you&#039;re running late the bus will be tooLotto Laws You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket.Cars Laws An oil leak will develop.Toddler Laws When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.EMT Laws All bleeding stops... eventually.Graphic Design Laws Your best idea is already copyrighted.Mothers Laws Mother&#039;s way is best. If you don&#039;t believe it, ask her.Scouts Laws The easier the rules of the game the fewer will want to play.Political Laws No matter who gets elected, Government always gets in.Golf Laws Whenever you think you might par you bogie.Employees Laws The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find.Office Laws When you don&#039;t have much work... all your colleagues will be busy.Music Laws At least one mobile phone will ring during a rehearsal or concert.Horse Laws Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you.Martial Arts Laws You are not Bruce Lee.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 620051, member: 1246"] LAWS.......... Murphy's Laws If anything can go wrong, it will . Love Laws All the good ones are taken . Tech Laws New systems generate new problems. Computer Laws Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Commerce Laws To err is human, to forgive is not company policy. Real Estate Laws At least one check will be "lost in the mail" every month Teaching Laws You never catch on until after the test War Laws Friendly fire - isn't Cops Laws Bullet Proof' vests aren't MP Laws No street-wise unit ever passed inspection Murphy Volunteer Bush-fire Brigade Laws If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid Photography Laws Auto Focus - won't Nurses Laws Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well Bus Law If you're running late the bus will be too Lotto Laws You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket . Cars Laws An oil leak will develop. Toddler Laws When you forget the stroller they will want to ride. EMT Laws All bleeding stops... eventually. Graphic Design Laws Your best idea is already copyrighted. Mothers Laws Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her. Scouts Laws The easier the rules of the game the fewer will want to play. Political Laws No matter who gets elected, Government always gets in. Golf Laws Whenever you think you might par you bogie. Employees Laws The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find. Office Laws When you don't have much work... all your colleagues will be busy. Music Laws At least one mobile phone will ring during a rehearsal or concert. Horse Laws Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you. Martial Arts Laws You are not Bruce Lee. [/QUOTE]

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