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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 628565" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Anything Higher.........</strong></p><p> </p><p>A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"</p><p>The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop."</p><p>"Well, could you get any higher than that?" asks the Rabbi.</p><p>"I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I might be made an ArchBishop" said the Priest a bit cautiously.</p><p>"Is there any way that you might go higher than that?"</p><p>"If all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a Cardinal"</p><p>"Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal?" probed the Rabbi.</p><p>Hesitating a little bit, the Priest said "I supose that I could be elected Pope, but..."</p><p>So the Rabbi says "And could you be anything higher than that? Is there any way to go up from being the Pope?"</p><p>"What! I should be the Messiah himself?"</p><p>The Rabbi leaned back and said, "One of our boys made it."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 628565, member: 1246"] [B]Anything Higher.........[/B] A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?" The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop." "Well, could you get any higher than that?" asks the Rabbi. "I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I might be made an ArchBishop" said the Priest a bit cautiously. "Is there any way that you might go higher than that?" "If all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a Cardinal" "Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal?" probed the Rabbi. Hesitating a little bit, the Priest said "I supose that I could be elected Pope, but..." So the Rabbi says "And could you be anything higher than that? Is there any way to go up from being the Pope?" "What! I should be the Messiah himself?" The Rabbi leaned back and said, "One of our boys made it." [/QUOTE]
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