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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 641767" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Bernard MT Condensed'">HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLDAND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">people in the shed stealing things. </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Then</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">doors and an officer will be along when one is available.." </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">George said, "Okay." </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy">"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">things from my shed... Well, you don't have to worry about them now</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up. </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy">Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">(True Story) I LOVE IT!</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Don't mess with old people.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'">Live well, laugh often, love much!!!</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 641767, member: 1246"] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Bernard MT Condensed]HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLDAND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]people in the shed stealing things. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]Then[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]doors and an officer will be along when one is available.." [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]George said, "Okay." [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy]"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]things from my shed... Well, you don't have to worry about them now[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy]Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [CENTER] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial](True Story) I LOVE IT![/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Don't mess with old people.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC]Live well, laugh often, love much!!![/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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