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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 649428" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Grandpa vs. Grandma</p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">This is funny even if you are not a grandparent.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">*</span></span></strong></strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">*Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is*?* **Well here it is:</span></span></strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">*</span></span></strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his </span></span></strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.</span></span></strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?' 'Oh yes, Papa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />, dumb bastard, or horse's ass anywhere we went today!' </span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">*Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?*</span></span></strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 649428, member: 1246"] Grandpa vs. Grandma [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]This is funny even if you are not a grandparent.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy] [B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy][B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]*[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][FONT=Arial] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]*Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is*?* **Well here it is:[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]*[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his [/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?' 'Oh yes, Papa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single :censored:, dumb bastard, or horse's ass anywhere we went today!' [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy] [B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy][B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]*Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?*[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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