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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 650627" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The Year's Best Headlines!!! </p><p> </p><p>> Even if you've seen these before, they are still hilarious!!!</p><p>> What DO they teach in journalism courses these days?</p><p>> THE YEAR'S BEST (actual!) HEADLINES</p><p> </p><p>> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges</p><p>> You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!</p><p> </p><p>> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says</p><p>> No, really?</p><p> </p><p>> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers</p><p>> Now that's taking things a bit far!</p><p> </p><p>> Panda Mating Fails;</p><p>> Veterinarian Takes Over</p><p>> What a guy!</p><p> </p><p>> Miners Refuse to Work</p><p>> after Death</p><p>> Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!</p><p> </p><p>> Juvenile Court to Try</p><p>> Shooting Defendant</p><p>> See if that works any better than a fair trial!</p><p> </p><p>> War Dims Hope for Peace</p><p>> I can see where it might have that effect!</p><p> </p><p>> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile</p><p>> Ya' think?!</p><p> </p><p>> Cold Wave Linked to</p><p>> Temperatures</p><p>> Who would have thought!</p><p> </p><p>> Enfield Couple Slain;</p><p>> Police Suspect Homicide</p><p>> They may be on to something!</p><p> </p><p>> Man Struck By Lightning:</p><p>> Faces Battery Charge</p><p>> He probably IS the battery charge!</p><p> </p><p>> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group</p><p>> Weren't they fat enough?!</p><p> </p><p>> Astronaut Takes Blame for</p><p>> Gas in Spacecraft</p><p>> That's what he gets for eating those beans!</p><p> </p><p>> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks</p><p>> Do they taste like chicken?</p><p> </p><p>> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half</p><p>> Chain-saw Massacre all over again!</p><p> </p><p>> Hospitals are Sued by</p><p>> 7 Foot Doctors</p><p>> Boy, are they tall!</p><p> </p><p>> And the winner is....</p><p> </p><p>> Typhoon Rips Through</p><p>> Cemetery; Hundreds Dead</p><p>> Did I read that right?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 650627, member: 1246"] The Year's Best Headlines!!! > Even if you've seen these before, they are still hilarious!!! > What DO they teach in journalism courses these days? > THE YEAR'S BEST (actual!) HEADLINES > Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges > You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! > Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says > No, really? > Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers > Now that's taking things a bit far! > Panda Mating Fails; > Veterinarian Takes Over > What a guy! > Miners Refuse to Work > after Death > Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos! > Juvenile Court to Try > Shooting Defendant > See if that works any better than a fair trial! > War Dims Hope for Peace > I can see where it might have that effect! > If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile > Ya' think?! > Cold Wave Linked to > Temperatures > Who would have thought! > Enfield Couple Slain; > Police Suspect Homicide > They may be on to something! > Man Struck By Lightning: > Faces Battery Charge > He probably IS the battery charge! > New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group > Weren't they fat enough?! > Astronaut Takes Blame for > Gas in Spacecraft > That's what he gets for eating those beans! > Kids Make Nutritious Snacks > Do they taste like chicken? > Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half > Chain-saw Massacre all over again! > Hospitals are Sued by > 7 Foot Doctors > Boy, are they tall! > And the winner is.... > Typhoon Rips Through > Cemetery; Hundreds Dead > Did I read that right? [/QUOTE]
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