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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 650705" data-attributes="member: 1246">Subject: Staff Meeting&nbsp;The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff&nbsp;&gt; meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one&gt; pretty sharp boss!)&nbsp; When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the&gt; benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the&gt; meeting was to have a quick contest.&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra.&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; Slight variations were acceptable.&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the&gt; week&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; 8. Viagra, like a rock!&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; 4. Viagra , Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; And the unanimous number one slogan:&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 650705, member: 1246"] Subject: Staff Meeting The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff > meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one > pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the > benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the > meeting was to have a quick contest. > > > The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. > > The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written > for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. > Slight variations were acceptable. > > About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a > Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the > week > went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: > > 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! > > 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. > > 8. Viagra, like a rock! > > 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. > > 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. > > 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. > > 4. Viagra , Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. > > 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper! > > 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life! > > And the unanimous number one slogan: > > 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs. [/QUOTE]

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