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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 653812" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Mongolian VD</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">wakes one morning to find his pride and joy covered with bright green and </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">to return in two days for the results.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">bad news for you ---you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The man look s a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">surgery is your only choice."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his pride and joy</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate it!"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">"Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">by itself!"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 653812, member: 1246"] Mongolian VD [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]wakes one morning to find his pride and joy covered with bright green and [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]to return in two days for the results.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]bad news for you ---you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]The man look s a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]surgery is your only choice."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his pride and joy[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate it!"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]"Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]by itself!"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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