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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 655828" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000">Santa Stats.......</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span><span style="font-size: 15px">There are currently 78 people named S. Claus </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">(You gotta wonder about that one kid's parents)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">December is the most popular month for nose jobs.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton s</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">With real beard: $20.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.</span></p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/Images/xmaslights.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 655828, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000]Santa Stats....... [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][COLOR=#008000] [/COLOR][SIZE=4]There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle. (You gotta wonder about that one kid's parents) December is the most popular month for nose jobs. Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons. Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton s sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph. Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20. To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound. At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.[/SIZE] [IMG]http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/Images/xmaslights.gif[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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