Home
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 656527" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree</strong></p><p></p><p> Two feet tall, forty feet wide </p><p></p><p> Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" </p><p></p><p> It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers </p><p><img src="http://www.ahajokes.com/g/tree.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p> While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride. </p><p></p><p> Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it. </p><p></p><p> It's very small and says "air freshener" on it. </p><p></p><p> Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.</p><p></p><p> Constantly bragging about its "trunk size"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 656527, member: 1246"] [B]Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree[/B] Two feet tall, forty feet wide Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers [IMG]http://www.ahajokes.com/g/tree.gif[/IMG] While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride. Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it. It's very small and says "air freshener" on it. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours. Constantly bragging about its "trunk size" [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
Top
