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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 657622" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The gunslinger.......</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">whiskey.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">face and clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">old man, have you ever danced?' The old man looked up at the </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well, you old </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man's </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">feet. The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">turned around to go back into the saloon.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">hammers back making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The old man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule's ass?' The gunslinger </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.' The lessons </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">from this story are:</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Don't waste ammunition.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Don't mess with old people.*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">________________________________</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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