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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 659289" data-attributes="member: 1246">Just Thoughts......&nbsp;&nbsp;. . . Vegetarians:&nbsp;Vegetarian - that&#039;s an old Indian word meaning &quot;lousy hunter&quot;.&nbsp;&nbsp;. . . Prisoners:&nbsp;Did you know that it costs forty thousand dollars a year to house each&nbsp;prisoner? Jeez, for forty thousand bucks apiece I&#039;ll take a few&nbsp;prisoners into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on&nbsp;the windows. I don&#039;t think we should give free room and board to&nbsp;criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a&nbsp;treadmill and generate electricity. And, if they don&#039;t want to run, they&nbsp;can rest in the chair that&#039;s hooked up to the generator.&nbsp;&nbsp;. .&nbsp;&nbsp;. . . morning differences:&nbsp;Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused in&nbsp;the morning. We can&#039;t help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the&nbsp;women are thinking, &quot;How can he want me the way I look in the morning?&quot;&nbsp;It&#039;s because we can&#039;t see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic&nbsp;nerves.&nbsp;&nbsp;. . . &quot;cripes&quot;:&nbsp;My wife&#039;s from the Midwest. Very nice people there. Very wholesome. They&nbsp;use words like &#039;Cripes.&#039; &#039;For Cripes sake.&#039; Who would that be; Jesus&nbsp;Cripes? The son of &#039;Gosh&#039; of the church of &#039;Holy Moly&#039;? I&#039;m not making&nbsp;fun of it. You think I wanna burn in &#039;Heck&#039;?&nbsp;&nbsp;. . . Grandma:&nbsp;My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, &#039;Sexy Senior&nbsp;Citizen.&#039; You don&#039;t want to think of your grandmother that way, do you?&nbsp;Out entering wet shawl contests. Makes you wonder where she got that&nbsp; dollar she gave you for your birthday.&nbsp;&nbsp;. . . answering machines.&nbsp;Did you ever hear one of these corny positive messages on someone&#039;s&nbsp;answering machine? &quot;Hi, it&#039;s a great day and I&#039;m out enjoying it right&nbsp;now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is: &#039;Share the love.&quot;&nbsp;BEEP&nbsp;&quot;Uh, yeah. This is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive,&nbsp;your test results are back. Stop sharing the love.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 659289, member: 1246"] Just Thoughts...... . . . Vegetarians: Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter". . . . Prisoners: Did you know that it costs forty thousand dollars a year to house each prisoner? Jeez, for forty thousand bucks apiece I'll take a few prisoners into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on the windows. I don't think we should give free room and board to criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill and generate electricity. And, if they don't want to run, they can rest in the chair that's hooked up to the generator. . . . . . morning differences: Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerves. . . . "cripes": My wife's from the Midwest. Very nice people there. Very wholesome. They use words like 'Cripes.' 'For Cripes sake.' Who would that be; Jesus Cripes? The son of 'Gosh' of the church of 'Holy Moly'? I'm not making fun of it. You think I wanna burn in 'Heck'? . . . Grandma: My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.' You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you? Out entering wet shawl contests. Makes you wonder where she got that dollar she gave you for your birthday. . . . answering machines. Did you ever hear one of these corny positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is: 'Share the love." BEEP "Uh, yeah. This is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test results are back. Stop sharing the love." [/QUOTE]

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