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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 660384" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Tw<em>o </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Woodpeckers...</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>were in Mexico arguing about</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>which country had the toughest trees. The </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>peck.</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>promptly pecked a hole in</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>the tree with no problem. The Mexican </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>woodpecker was amazed.</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Mexican woodpecker to peck a</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>tree in Canada that was absolutely </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>'impeccable' (a term frequently used by</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>woodpeckers ). The Mexican </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>it and accepted the challenge.</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>woodpecker successfully</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>without breaking a sweat.</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Both woodpeckers were now terribly </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>confused. How is it that the Canadian</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>woodpecker was able to peck the </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>able to peck the Canadian </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>the same conclusion:</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, </em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 660384, member: 5402"] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Verdana][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]Tw[I]o Woodpeckers... A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat. Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.[/I][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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