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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 665228" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #0000ae">Observations on Growing Older</span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">~When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now you get the discounts on everything but you don't feel like going to the trouble.</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">~The five pounds you wanted to lose is now fifteen and you have a better chance of losing your keys.</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">~The things you cared to do, you don't care to do any more, but you care that you don't care to do them.</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">~Remember when your mother used to say "Wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">~Now you use more four letter words like "What?" and...."When?"</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it.</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">~Everybody whispers.</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">~Going out is good, but coming home is better.</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">~But old is good in some things....old movies, old songs, and, best of all, OLD FRIENDS....if you can remember who they are!</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 665228, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][U][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=6][COLOR=#0000ae]Observations on Growing Older[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=4]~When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now you get the discounts on everything but you don't feel like going to the trouble.[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=4]~The five pounds you wanted to lose is now fifteen and you have a better chance of losing your keys.[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=4]~The things you cared to do, you don't care to do any more, but you care that you don't care to do them.[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=4]~Remember when your mother used to say "Wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident![/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=4]~Now you use more four letter words like "What?" and...."When?"[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=4]~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it.[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=4]~Everybody whispers.[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=4]~Going out is good, but coming home is better.[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][SIZE=4]~But old is good in some things....old movies, old songs, and, best of all, OLD FRIENDS....if you can remember who they are![/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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