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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 666994" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Larry is in the Hospital</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> Ok, you are asking -- Who in the hell is 'Larry'? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> 'What the hell were you thinking? She asked, shaking her head in disgust. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> Three, I like how money feels in my hand. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">> Larry is recovering in room 232.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 666994, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Larry is in the Hospital[/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> Ok, you are asking -- Who in the hell is 'Larry'? [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?' [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> 'What the hell were you thinking? She asked, shaking her head in disgust. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?' [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> Three, I like how money feels in my hand. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]> Larry is recovering in room 232.[/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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