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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 673260" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">America</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"> , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">West Virginians</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"> will no longer be referred to as</span></span></span></span></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><em>'HILLBILLIES.'</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">You must now refer to them as</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS'</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"> .</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">And furthermore,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">TO SPEAK ABOUT <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">WOMEN</span></span></strong></strong> AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">BREASTED AMERICAN. '</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">2. She is not 'EASY' - She is</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">LOW COST PROVIDER..'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT <strong><strong>MEN </strong></strong>AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">1. He does not have a '<em><em><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">BEER GUT</span></span></em></em> <em><em><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'</span></span></em></em> - He has developed a</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">2. He is not a '<em><em><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">BAD DANCER</span></span></em></em>' - He is</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">3. He does not <em><em><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'GET LOST ALL THE</span></span></em></em> <em><em><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">TIME'</span></span></em></em> - He</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">4. He is not '<em><em><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">BALDING</span></span></em></em>' - He is in</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">5. He does not act like a <strong><em><strong><em>'TOTAL ASS'</em></strong></em></strong> - He develops a case of</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">(Loved this one!)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">6. It's not his <strong><em><strong><em>'CRACK'</em></strong></em></strong> you see hanging out of his pants - It's</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="color: #f71200"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'TROUSER CLEAVAGE..'</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 673260, member: 1246"] [FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]America[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]West Virginians[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] will no longer be referred to as[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][I][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][I]'HILLBILLIES.'[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]You must now refer to them as[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode] .[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]And furthermore,[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]TO SPEAK ABOUT [B][B][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]WOMEN[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B] AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Arial]BREASTED AMERICAN. '[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]2. She is not 'EASY' - She is[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]LOW COST PROVIDER..'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT [B][B]MEN [/B][/B]AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]1. He does not have a '[I][I][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]BEER GUT[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I] [I][I][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I] - He has developed a[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]2. He is not a '[I][I][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]BAD DANCER[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I]' - He is[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]3. He does not [I][I][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'GET LOST ALL THE[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I] [I][I][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]TIME'[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I] - He[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]4. He is not '[I][I][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]BALDING[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I]' - He is in[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]5. He does not act like a [B][I][B][I]'TOTAL ASS'[/I][/B][/I][/B] - He develops a case of[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode](Loved this one!)[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]6. It's not his [B][I][B][I]'CRACK'[/I][/B][/I][/B] you see hanging out of his pants - It's[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][SIZE=6][COLOR=#f71200][COLOR=#f71200][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]'TROUSER CLEAVAGE..'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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