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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 675984" data-attributes="member: 1246">Being Scottish Means............... * A lot of ethic groups are known for being tight with money. Other groups are known to drink too much. Some groups are even known for being people of few words. Only the Scots however have combined all these traits and thrown in a kilt and bagpipes for good measure. * The Scot told his wife, "Be sure now to take off your new eye glasses if you're not looking at anything." * A Scotsman's last daughter got married and the old man was just thrilled to death -- the confetti was getting dirty. * The jet plane started to rattle. Quickly, the pilot turned northward. As soon as they crossed the border into Scotland, everything tightened up.</blockquote>