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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 676444" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">RELIGIOUS AND OTHER ONE-LINERS........</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Confessional: a Catholic fire escape.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You are a Child of God. Please call home.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Noah was the first great financier. Wisely, he floated his stock while everyone else was being liquidated.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You can always tell the golfers in church. They are the ones who use interlocking grips when they put their hands together to pray.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">A New Yorker was passing through the town of Waxahachie, Texas, which is south of Dallas. He whipped into a drive-in restaurant and asked the waitress urgently, "How do you pronounce the name of this place?" She looked at him with a pitying glance and drawled as patiently as she could, "Daaarry Kweeeeeeen."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The first Ten Commandments are the hardest.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">It's better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Sign on a door: "Do Not Disturb [I'm disturbed enough already]"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 676444, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]RELIGIOUS AND OTHER ONE-LINERS........ Confessional: a Catholic fire escape. You are a Child of God. Please call home. Noah was the first great financier. Wisely, he floated his stock while everyone else was being liquidated. You can always tell the golfers in church. They are the ones who use interlocking grips when they put their hands together to pray. A New Yorker was passing through the town of Waxahachie, Texas, which is south of Dallas. He whipped into a drive-in restaurant and asked the waitress urgently, "How do you pronounce the name of this place?" She looked at him with a pitying glance and drawled as patiently as she could, "Daaarry Kweeeeeeen." The first Ten Commandments are the hardest. It's better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same. Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. Sign on a door: "Do Not Disturb [I'm disturbed enough already]" [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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