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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 677603" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Random Thoughts for the Day:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">6. Was learning cursive really necessary?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10. Bad decisions make good stories.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this thing I have-- ever.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">18. My 4-year old grandson asked me in the car the other day, "Grandma, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay jeweler product.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 677603, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000CC][FONT=Arial]Random Thoughts for the Day: 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this thing I have-- ever. 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 18. My 4-year old grandson asked me in the car the other day, "Grandma, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that? 19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.. 20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay jeweler product.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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