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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 678194" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A university professor is lecturing a class, the subject for the day being the mating habits of the alligator. The professor says, "The female alligator lays three million four hundred thousand eggs at one time. The male alligator eats three million, three hundred and ninety-five of those eggs."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">From the back of the room, a student raises his hand and asks, "Sir, why does the male alligator eat all those eggs?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The professor answers, "Because if he didn't we'd be up to our asses in alligators!" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 678194, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman]A university professor is lecturing a class, the subject for the day being the mating habits of the alligator. The professor says, "The female alligator lays three million four hundred thousand eggs at one time. The male alligator eats three million, three hundred and ninety-five of those eggs."[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial]From the back of the room, a student raises his hand and asks, "Sir, why does the male alligator eat all those eggs?"[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The professor answers, "Because if he didn't we'd be up to our asses in alligators!" [/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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