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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 679180" data-attributes="member: 1246">TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: &nbsp;(1) They live here. You don&#039;t. (2) If you don&#039;t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That&#039;s why they call it &#039;fur&#039;-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don&#039;t speak clearly.&nbsp;Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:(1) eat less, (2) don&#039;t ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don&#039;t smoke or drink, (7) don&#039;t want to wear your clothes, (8) don&#039;t have to buy the latest fashions, (9) don&#039;t need a gazillion dollars for college and (10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 679180, member: 1246"] [SIZE=6][B]TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:[/B] [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](1) They live here. You don't. [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.. [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.[/SIZE][B] [B][SIZE=6]Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:[/SIZE][/B][/B] [SIZE=6](1) eat less, [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](2) don't ask for money all the time, [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](3) are easier to train, [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](4) normally come when called, [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](5) never ask to drive the car, [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](6) don't smoke or drink, [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](7) don't want to wear your clothes, [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](8) don't have to buy the latest fashions, [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and [/SIZE] [SIZE=6](10) [COLOR=#c20000][COLOR=#c20000]if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]

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