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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 681076" data-attributes="member: 1246">I&#039;m a Senior Citizen..............I&#039;m the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 PM. * I&#039;m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. * I&#039;m usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. * I&#039;m the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. * I&#039;m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. * I&#039;m smiling all the time because I can&#039;t hear a word you&#039;re saying. * I&#039;m very good at telling stories ... over and over and over and over. * I&#039;m aware that other people&#039;s grandchildren are not as bright as mine. * I&#039;m so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care. * I&#039;m not grouchy, I just don&#039;t like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians. * I&#039;m positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired. * I&#039;m sure everything I can&#039;t find is in a secure place. * I&#039;m wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that&#039;s just my left leg. * I&#039;m having trouble remembering simple words like........ * I&#039;m realizing that aging is not for sissies. * I&#039;m anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory. * I&#039;m walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less. * I&#039;m sure they are making adults much younger these days. * I&#039;m in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD&#039;s, IRA&#039;S, AARP. * I&#039;m wondering, if you&#039;re only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? * I&#039;m a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life! Now If I could only remember who sent this to me! You didn&#039;t, did you? </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 681076, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial]I'm a Senior Citizen..............[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 PM. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm very good at telling stories ... over and over and over and over. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm having trouble remembering simple words like........ [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA'S, AARP. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]* I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life! [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Now If I could only remember who sent this to me! You didn't, did you? [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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