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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 681448" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Golfer</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The golf pro looked out of his window to see one of the club members, a single-figure handicapper, hitting off the first tee by himself.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The pro watched as the member hit a great drive straight and long but when he got to the ball, he just kicked it a few yards into the rough. He then proceeded to play another great shot back out of the rough to just short of the green but again, walked up and just kicked it sideways into the green-side bunker. A lovely explosion shot to three feet was followed by another kick about twelve foot past the hole. He then sank the putt and moved on to the second hole which took him out of sight of the pro.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Some time later, the pro noticed the member coming up the 18th hole continuing to play his strange round. As soon as he putted out and returned to the club-house, the pro approached him and asked why he had kept kicking the ball just a few yards after having played each other shot with such skill. He replied "I've been practicing for the mixed foursomes with my wife tomorrow". </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 681448, member: 1246"] Golfer [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman]The golf pro looked out of his window to see one of the club members, a single-figure handicapper, hitting off the first tee by himself.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial]The pro watched as the member hit a great drive straight and long but when he got to the ball, he just kicked it a few yards into the rough. He then proceeded to play another great shot back out of the rough to just short of the green but again, walked up and just kicked it sideways into the green-side bunker. A lovely explosion shot to three feet was followed by another kick about twelve foot past the hole. He then sank the putt and moved on to the second hole which took him out of sight of the pro.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Some time later, the pro noticed the member coming up the 18th hole continuing to play his strange round. As soon as he putted out and returned to the club-house, the pro approached him and asked why he had kept kicking the ball just a few yards after having played each other shot with such skill. He replied "I've been practicing for the mixed foursomes with my wife tomorrow". [/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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