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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 686068" data-attributes="member: 1246">A guy walks into the doctor&#039;s office and says, &quot;Doc, I haven&#039;t had a bowel movement in a week!&quot; The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, &quot;If it doesn&#039;t work, let me know.&quot;A week later the guy is back: &quot;Doc, still no movement!&quot;The doctor says, &quot;Hmm, guess you need something stronger,&quot; and prescribes a powerful laxative.Still another week later the poor guy is back: &quot;Doc, STILL nothing!&quot;The doctor, worried, says, &quot;We&#039;d better get some more information about you to try to figure out what&#039;s going on. What do you do for a living?&quot;&quot;I&#039;m a musician.&quot;The doctor looks up and says, &quot;Well, that&#039;s it! Here&#039;s $20.00. Go get something to eat!&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 686068, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know." A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!" The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative. Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing!" The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a musician." The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $20.00. Go get something to eat!" [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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