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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="zerialz" data-source="post: 686814" data-attributes="member: 28373"><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">THESE REALLY WORK!!</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> I checked this out on Snopes and it’s for real!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO</span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">HOLD THE VEGETABLES</span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">WHILE YOU CHOP.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A</span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A</span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">TIMER.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HI T THE SNOOZE BUTTON.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="zerialz, post: 686814, member: 28373"] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]THESE REALLY WORK!![/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1f497d][FONT=Verdana] I checked this out on Snopes and it’s for real! [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]HOLD THE VEGETABLES[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]TIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HI T THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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