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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 688406" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Corporate Stupidity...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter." </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em>(Lykes Lines Shipping)</em> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em>(Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)</em></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">"This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em>(Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)</em></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em>(Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)</em></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em>(R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)</em></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em>(Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)</em></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em>(Shipping executive, FTD Florists)</em></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em>(Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)</em></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 688406, member: 1246"] Corporate Stupidity... [FONT=Georgia]What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter." [/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][I](Lykes Lines Shipping)[/I] [/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." [/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][I](Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)[/I][/FONT] [I][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Georgia]"This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][I](Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)[/I][/FONT] [I][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Georgia]"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][I](Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)[/I][/FONT] [I][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Georgia]"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." [/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][I](R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)[/I][/FONT] [I][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Georgia]Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][I](Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)[/I][/FONT] [I][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Georgia]My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." [/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][I](Shipping executive, FTD Florists)[/I][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][I](Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)[/I][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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