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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 691050" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?</span> </span></p> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?</span> </span></p> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?</span> </span></p> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?</span> </span></p> </li> </ul> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.dobhran.com/humor/humor-smiley.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?</span> </span></p> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?</span> </span></p> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?</span> </span></p> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?</span></span></p> </li> </ul><p></p><p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 691050, member: 1246"] [LIST] [*][LEFT][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/LEFT] [*][LEFT][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/LEFT] [*][LEFT][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/LEFT] [*][LEFT][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/LEFT] [/LIST][CENTER][IMG]http://www.dobhran.com/humor/humor-smiley.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*][LEFT][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/LEFT] [*][LEFT][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/LEFT] [*][LEFT][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/LEFT] [*][LEFT][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/LEFT] [/LIST][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Georgia][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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